Let me Make This Perfectly Clear, Huh???

"pestiferous profanity."

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations

or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical and psychological observations,

beware of platitudinous ponderosities.

Let your conversational communications

possess a clarified conciseness,

a coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency.

Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity,

jejune babblement and asinine affections.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and

unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and

veracious vivacity without rodomontade orthrasonical bombast.

Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity,

setatious vacuity,

ventriloqual verbosity or

vain vapidity,

obscurant or apparent.

Shun double entendre,

purient jocosity and

pestiferous profanity.

In other words…

Say what you mean and

mean what you say,

and don’t use big words!!

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